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    LITERARY DEATH MATCH is coming! My MINI-COMICS DAY 2012 tale is here now!!!

    Hey everybody. I am very excited because on JUNE 6th I will be a judge at the next Minneapolis LITERARY DEATH MATCH!  LDM is, after SALON SALOON, my favorite live artsy-fartsy event to attend, and I am pleased as Juicy-Juice to get to actually take part in the upcoming show. If you’ve never seen LDM–for SHAAAAAME!!! And now should be the time you finally go. In two rounds of action, four authors get seven minutes each to wow the crowd and judges with their prose. Judges get to break two authors spirits, and then the final two writers go head-to-head in some random, fun, crowd-pleasing, totally un-literary game to decide the nights champion. Oh, and I’m a ‘cartoonist’ judge so instead of just giving my thoughts on what was read I have to also draw something based on each writer/story, and draw it FAST, dammit!!! So please come on down to the Nomad World Pub on June 6th and see it all go down. You can read more about the event and pre-purchase tickets HERE, and confirm your presence via the Facebook HERE.

    Speaking of literary (kinda): As I mentioned in the last post, MINI-COMICS DAY 2012 was this past weekend and I took part in it.  As fate would have it, I did the event on very little sleep but still managed to crank out an 8 page mini in just about five hours. My sleep-deprived sequential ramblings ended up being a swears-filled homage to JAMES AND  THE GIANT PEACH, and here it is:

    — 2 hours ago
    #minicomics day  #literary death match 
    actionathena:

How are you planning to spend this Memorial Day?  Perhaps with some beer and trivia at Danno Klonowski’s Bad Cartoonist Night at the Bad Waitress?  Yes?

If Athena’s recreation of me kinda hassling some hipsters doesn’t sell you on attending BAD CARTOONIST NIGHT at THE BAD WAITRESS this Memorial Day evening nothing will.

    actionathena:

    How are you planning to spend this Memorial Day?  Perhaps with some beer and trivia at Danno Klonowski’s Bad Cartoonist Night at the Bad Waitress?  Yes?

    If Athena’s recreation of me kinda hassling some hipsters doesn’t sell you on attending BAD CARTOONIST NIGHT at THE BAD WAITRESS this Memorial Day evening nothing will.

    — 4 days ago with 1 note
    The Scott Seekins shirt has landed!

    The Scott Seekins shirt has landed!

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    My Springcon auction piece:  PETER PORKER, THE SPECTACULAR SPIDER-HAM!

    My Springcon auction piece: PETER PORKER, THE SPECTACULAR SPIDER-HAM!

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    LUTEFISK SUSHI PODCAST episode 21: MIKE TOFT

    http://www.cartoonistconspiracy.com/sushipodcast/2012/05/lutefisk-sushi-podcast-episode-21-mike-toft/

    In the twenty-first episode host DANNO KLONOWSKI talks with MN cartoonist MIKE TOFT about his long-running mini-comic series BRAIN FOOD, how the 2010′s raging against the machine is more rewarding than the 1990′s raging, dating your work with timely references that are irrelevant and forgotten just months later, and (with that in mind) we review of THE AVENGERS!

    The Lutefisk Sushi Podcast is sponsored by the INTERNATIONAL CARTOONIST CONSPIRACY, the ALTERED ESTHETICS GALLERY, and the NORDEAST COMICS SUMMIT.  The Lutefisk Sushi podcast is a STAPLEGENIUS.COM(cast) production.

    — 1 week ago
    #Lutefisk Sushi Podcast 
    THE CASE AGAINST AUTOBIO & ARNOLD: HOLY CRAP are printed & ready for purchase this weekend at Springcon!

    THE CASE AGAINST AUTOBIO & ARNOLD: HOLY CRAP are printed & ready for purchase this weekend at Springcon!

    — 1 week ago
    More live drawing at Altered Esthetics.

    More live drawing at Altered Esthetics.

    — 1 week ago
    Live costume drawing at Altered Esthetics.

    Live costume drawing at Altered Esthetics.

    — 1 week ago
    SPRINGCON is this weekend! New books! Live SUSHI PODCAST mess to be made!

    From the SPRINGCON flyer they made special for MIX…

    Ahoy! Welcome to an update. I assure you I’m working on stuff which I may or may not start posting here, but rest assured there will be…something. For now though… THINGS OF NOTE!!!

    SPRINGCON 2012 SAT MAY 19 & SUN MAY 20, 10-5

    Once again I’ll be at Springcon. I’m excited this year to not only debut a couple new books, but I’ll also be recording a live LUTEFISK SUSHI PODCAST! The special live guests include 2-D CLOUD, BRAD McGINTY, and ZANDER CANNON. (There may be more. Who knows. It’s probably going to be a disaster. So come see that. That will be fun.) Speaking of ZANDER CANNON, he is also the latest MN cartoonist to be interviewed by me on THE LUTEFISK SUSHI PODCAST. It’s a pretty great talk about his nearly 20 year career in the funny books. There are also 19 other great episodes of THE LUTEFISK SUSHI PODCAST up currently, so by all means go check them all out. Lots of splendid talk about makin’ comics.

    But back to SPRINGCON…

    So in addition to the usual SUPERMARKET VIGILANTE, TOMMY CHICAGO, and MANLY TALES OF COWARDICE books for sale (most of which you can buy anytime day or night via the magic of the internet), I’ll be debuting two new books:

    ARNOLD THE SUPER CARDINAL: HOLY CRAP

    and THE CASE AGAINST AUTOBIO

    So be sure to come by and pick that stuff up. I should also be sharing a table with BUD BURGY, so also pick up his new MEATFIST AND GRONK book as well as the CONTINUITY GUY books he and I did together. Hope to see you there!

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    Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham or ‘How they should have rebooted the film series’

    Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham or ‘How they should have rebooted the film series’

    — 2 weeks ago